Scandals: August 2008 Archives
John Edwards admitted today that he had an extramarital affair with former staffer Rielle Hunter. The National Enquirer has reported for about a year now that Edwards had sexual relationship with Hunter and fathered her child. Edwards repeatedly denied and dismissed the Enquirer's allegations as "tabloid trash" until now. He still denies that he is the father of Hunter's baby.
John McCain is a shoe slut, and he'll pay big money to get some. The Senator has been spotted big pimpin' Ferragamo Pregiato Moccasins, which retail at Neiman Marcus for $520.
Some other media outlets have poked fun at McCain for his high fashion expenditure, but we won't go there. We understand that like food, water, air and sex (uh... not the premarital kind, of course), fabulous shoes are a basic human need. As Carrie Bradshaw, esteemed lobbyist for the right to Choos, once said, "Sometimes you need really special shoes!"
So to John McCain, we say, "Go 'head, sole brother!"
Shoe ho in Ferragamo. Photo credit: The Huffington Post.



