Daily Polichicks - Thursday

We're late posting the Daily Polichicks today, because we've been busy having sex with Tiger Woods. 

Oh sure, pretend like you haven't!

Anyway, we told ourselves that we wouldn't talk about our shared lovah in today's Daily Polichicks, because we really should focus on more political and newsworthy topics.  This was a painful decision for us, because we just can't get enough of Tiger's scandal.  You know how we love drama! So note below how we found an excuse to work him in anyway.  LOL. 

Moving right along, here's your Daily Polichicks:

* President Obama and his family are in Norway today, where the president accepted the Nobel Peace Prize.  Award ceremony attendees included the royal family of Norway, actor Will Smith and recording artist Wyclef Jean.

* Barbara Walters names Michelle Obama the most fascinating person of 2009.

* Tiger Woods will not receive the Congressional Medal of Honor, the highest award Congress gives to civilians.  Rep. Joe Baca (D-CA) proposed legislation in March that would give the golfer the honor for good sportsmanship and breaking down barriers in golf.  Rep. Baca said in a statement Wednesday that he will no longer pursue the legislation "in light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family."

* And on that note, searching for lipstick on your man's collar is so 1950.  The "in" method of investigation, according to the New York Times, is going through his phone to find incriminating text messages.

Hmmm, now that we think about it, breaking into his voicemail is also quite effective... um, so we heard... not that we're confessing anything.... 

* Lindsay!! OMG!! (Polichicks readers, Do NOT click on this at work. At home only, click here and here.)

Goodbye everybody!!

xo xo