Daily Polichicks - The "Hell no, we won't go!" edition

We have some gal pals who signed up for a 6 a.m. Adventure Boot Camp and tried to get us to do the same. (Oh, hells no!)  So we woke up at 5:02 a.m. and for a brief, crazed moment considered going.  Then our good sense kicked in, and we thought, eh, bed is better.  So to each of our friends who got up early to work their gluteus to the maximus, we say drop and give us 10 more, bitches!

Enough about exercising (or not) at Butt Kick Camp. Time for a brain workout.  Here's your Daily Polichicks:

* Terrible news.  Eunice Kennedy Shriver, sister of President John Kennedy and founder of the Special Olympics, has died. [CNN]

* Secretary of State Hillary Clinton spoke at a Congloese university Monday.  Asked what Bill Clinton thinks about an issue, Hillary angrily retorted, "Are you effing kidding me?!"  Well, maybe that's not an exact quote, but close enough. [AOL News]

* A recent drop in the unemployment rate could mean that we've seen the worst of the recession.  Sunny days are ahead! We hope. [Los Angeles Times] 

* What's it like to be a girl and live in the White House? Former first daughters dish. [CNN]

* Quick. Name a Sienna Miller movie!  Stumped? Okay, then why is she so famous? A look at why some mediocre stars make the A-list, while other equally or more talented celebs don't. [Washington Post]

* A chubby inmate was caught with a gun... hidden between his fat rolls.  (See!  Butt Kick Camp doesn't pay.  A little meat on your bones has its benefits. Imagine all the food you could sneak into the movie theater....) [San Francisco Chronicle]

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